Friday, December 4, 2009

Mr Lazy Crazy

Long time huh ??? Seems like u guys have been desperately waiting for the release.?? :P

Its been a really long week.. My roomie was down with dengue, hep B and jaundice.. All at once.. ( Trust me ! I aint making it up).

I made up my mind to see more of hospitals and less of "The Girl Next Door" ( and her dad!!! ). Shalini was waiting for this week cos her mom is travelling to South to attend a long awaited family event. It was her grandpa's death. Mr. Agarwal a.k.a. Mr. Stiff Head F/o my pretty girl friend refused to attend the funeral cos the dead man had refused to pay him dowry a few decades back. This meant "the girl next door" was "home alone" except from 9 PM to 7 AM . I knew shalini was gonna kill me if i say that i cant meet her cos i need to be in the hospital. Damn !

Fast forwarding...

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03 : 20 AM
My place

Its been 143 hours since we spoke.. She had called me 1764 times.. I cant face her.. My friend is being shifted in an air ambulance to one of the best hospitals in India..

while i was about to leave home to send my friend, Mr Stiff Head knocked the door..

"Hey Badri.. wanna have a fag?"..

"Yes Uncle.. Why not?"

Fast Forwarding..

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03 : 40 AM
Outside Shalini's house

"Okay Badri.. Thanks for the help you gonna do! I appreciate that" ( Trying to sound "amerrrican" )

"No prob at all"



Fast Fowarding..

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06:30 AM
Airport

"Hello Aunty"..

"Hi. Heard about ur friend. How is he now?"

"Ya.. We just sent him to Kerala.. He is gonna get treated there. Aunty. Sorry about your father"

"Well. It happens. Am more worried about Shalu now. I couldn't even wait there till all the rituals are over.. I dunno how she let that happen to her.. She is pregnant Badri"
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"Get up u lazy piece of crap. Your manager is yelling at me cos u were supposed to meet the bloody client 10 mins ago. Next time ur boss calls me i am gonna tel him that

his "Resource" is still on the bed with his striped shorts and sleeveless t shirt which says "Go Fuck the Canteen Dog". Get the hell outta here".

OMG.. 25 missed calls from "Pain in the Beep" 10 missed calls from "Baby".. I guess i should rename "Baby" as "Shalini".. Cant take it anymore..
Gotta get rolling...
bye...

Vrroooooooommmmmm...


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